I actually take one before the gym and it gives me energy throughout my workout. Are you working with 50 on anything else, music-wise? I signed to his record label. For access to exclusive gear videos, celebrity interviews, and more, subscribe on YouTube! MF: How has your life changed since Jersey Shore wrapped? So things are similar now to how they were back then?
Still living the GTL life, I see. Yeahhh buddy. How often are you in the gym these days? Do you train with any of the guys from the cast?
Anyone from Jersey Shore? How do you structure your workouts? Do you have a plan? What do you do for abs? Back in the day, they had the prophecy: That one day there would be a pimp of all pimps, and his name would be The Situation. What I would love to find is a guido-juicehead with my personality, my style, and is not a cheater. Can I find that somewhere, because I am not going to go on Match.
Angelina probably left the swiss cheese in the car because we all know that rats love cheese. Samantha has no shame in her game at all. She's great in bed, and then the next thing you know she is eating an egg sandwich with MVP. You know, you can't find them like that these days. I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds, 'cause she goes to Vinny, and because she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster. I think Angelina is a pathetic person. I get with Vinny, she gets with Vinny. I get with Dennis, she tries to get with Dennis. It's like, you love my sloppy seconds. Angelina is the Staten Island ferry: everybody gets a ride and it's free. You never want to have no chicks, so the best thing to do is line up a bunch of chicks. She's not a girl you take home and smash one night. She's like a wifey type: some girl you take home to your mother.
After all this, "I feel bad. I have a boyfriend. You should have felt bad at the club when I was grabbin' up on your ass. There's hair extensions, there's fingernails, there's a tuna fish sandwich. Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party. Your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyebrows would. I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari: I'm high maintenance. It's like putting, like, a watermelon, into, like, a pinhole.
Right away, I know it's either Snookie or Jenni [who wrote the anonymous note]. But then I read the letter and I see the word "wisely," and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary. I'm definitely not a saint. If I probably walked through church, I'd fucking burst into flames, to be honest with you.
That's why I didn't go to college. Don't test me, because I will fail a majority of the time. Now, he doesn't want to miss out, but at the same time he doesn't want to give up his cookie. And that's Sam. You need to give up the cookie, son, so you can find another one. I'm eating chocolate chip cookies every night, dog. It's definitely a different look out here in Miami. There's a lot of people out here in shape. Say that five times. At one particular point, I remember, I was in the jacuzzi and I finally put some water on my face, and I was like "AH!
We got grenades, man. Do you know we are at the zoo? Jenni's tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni's tits. Ronnie's new nickname now is I. I don't care if you talk shit about me. Talk shit about me all you want, but if you talk about my girls, my boyfriend or my family, that's when I'm going to fuck you up.
I got the fresh-to-death kicks on. I got some jeans on. And I got the shirt, but I ain't wearing the shirt when I go out. This is the shirt before the shirt. It's weird, you know what I mean? We're ex-boyfriend and girlfriend, and we're hanging out with each other, and like, you know, it's a little awkward bro. It's not Saved By The Bell. We're not fucking Zack and Kelly, you know. It's weird. I can't stand this weather.
You can't get tan in this weather. Because you're busy. All the girls in the world who's going through it with me say yeah, yeah. All the fellas in the world who's going through it with me say yeah, yeah. She's, um Yeah, yeah, yeah, the one that looks like one of them klingons from Star Wars. I'm a fu.. Nyeeah I'm a nerd. Calculus, addition, but I don't give a fu.. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah I do this shit till the death, yeah I do this shit till I'm gone.
Yeah I told you that its are world, and you foolish thinkin I'm wrong. Read on for the mind-blowing facts. The show was originally set to air on VH1 and was more of a competition series, titled America's Biggest Guido and only featured male guidos.
The only JS cast member who was part of that initial pilot was The Situation. When the concept changed, with producers realizing they needed women as well because they "fight," per casting director Doron Ofir , The Situation was their first housemate, making quite the impression during his casting interview, walking in and saying, "'Okay, let me just take my shirt off first. He's like, 'Enough said, right? But a few weeks later, she got a call about on a little show about guidos instead.
But what sold the casting directors was a certain amenity he had in his home when they filmed a day in the life package as a trial. Who's saving up coins and then buying a tanning booth?
Her application was smudged with fingerprints from her bronzer to the point that I was like, 'What happened to her application? What spilled on it? While she's known by her infamous nickname Snooki, the pint-size reality star didn't actually go by that nickname, she just listed it on the application.
The iconic duck phone, which was found at a local thrift store, was a happy accident, according to Salsano.
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